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[May. 15th, 2009|11:29 pm] |
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Today I bought a pair of Birkenstocks to show off those attractive Rusch feet. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|10:35 pm] |
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It's probably worth mentioning that two different people vomited in front of me today. |
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[Nov. 5th, 2008|05:32 am] |
Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Whose street? Our street! Sirens! Sirens! Sirens! |
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[Sep. 29th, 2008|06:58 pm] |
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Today I got my cookie from Kashi Cookie Fulfillment Center and a 45 of the Cyndi Lauper song from The Goonies soundtrack. |
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[Apr. 14th, 2008|05:35 pm] |
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Great. I get to help my dad carry his gun cabinet down the street. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2007|10:53 am] |
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November was a success, I suppose. It was the first month since summer that my apartment avoided a break-in. |
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[Sep. 25th, 2007|04:38 pm] |
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I went to Seward Montessori this afternoon to watch the maiden game of the volleyball team Mary coaches. The home team lost, but the match wasn't without its high points. "Gorilla stance! Gorilla stance!" Mary would shout at her team. |
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[Sep. 22nd, 2007|12:22 am] |
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I'm clueless as to the whereabouts of my red toaster. How could I let this happen? |
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[May. 10th, 2007|11:07 am] |
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Today I have the option to observe a series of alpaca castrations. I could go either way. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2007|04:59 pm] |
My greatest triumph:
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